Tendency to dream

Kunstkammer. Connect the dots.

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slavadelic: i freestyled the whole time i made this. something about being the flowa ass nashun of da world…and deflowering flowers…and putting hormones in da flowers to make them text yo friendz back cause yo nailz too long.. and vacuum your living room because you crazy lazy…and it ended in confusion so i name it this

slavadelic:

i freestyled the whole time i made this. something about being the flowa ass nashun of da world…and deflowering flowers…and putting hormones in da flowers to make them text yo friendz back cause yo nailz too long.. and vacuum your living room because you crazy lazy…and it ended in confusion so i name it this

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Client: I need the essay for Thursday. Not a minute later.

Me: work work work spit my guts out cancel other works but DONE SENT YESSS

Client: I can’t open it.

Me: sending instructions how to open a .doc (sic!)

Client: I need other format of bibliography.

Me: 1,5h work, here you are.

Client: day one, silence

Client: day two, silence

Me: Well have you checked it?

Client: I didn’t have time.

I will never get used to clients doing that

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bridgioto: admiralmackbar: shoomlah: bridgioto: Old West Luke and Leia! I imagine Leia would be a Mexican princess of sorts… Coworker/buddy Bridget (CHECK HER OUT) drew up Luke and Leia by way of a Western setting, and badass latina Leia is something I would like to savor for a bit.  Kiiiiinda kicking myself that I didn’t think of this first.   if Leia was Latin@, Luke would be Latin@, too, since they’re twins.  just saying.  unless they had different fathers.  hm. I actually had some thoughts on this at the time! If you want to go further into headcanon land with me… Born back east to a mixed-race former slave (Anakin) and a French mother (nicely foreign Padme), Luke and Leia were separated and sent to (respectively) Nowhere, North Dakota and a wealthy hacienda in Mexico. Thanks to their wealth Leia’s adoptive parents are politically influential, as well as sympathetic to a rebellion (led by the tribes cast out west by the Indian Removal Act) fomenting against the U.S. Empire, a power controlled from the shadows by a now nearly-immortal and totally evil Andrew Jackson. Han, of course, would be a cowboy swindler/smuggler/adventurer in the Southwest, accompanied by a gigantic, fur-laden, semi-mute voyageur (Chewie). And the Death Star would be a flamethrowing airship that destroys half of Mexico .-. OMG that’s so cool I can’t even

bridgioto:

admiralmackbar:

shoomlah:

bridgioto:

Old West Luke and Leia! I imagine Leia would be a Mexican princess of sorts…

Coworker/buddy Bridget (CHECK HER OUT) drew up Luke and Leia by way of a Western setting, and badass latina Leia is something I would like to savor for a bit.  Kiiiiinda kicking myself that I didn’t think of this first.  

if Leia was Latin@, Luke would be Latin@, too, since they’re twins.  just saying.  unless they had different fathers.  hm.

I actually had some thoughts on this at the time! If you want to go further into headcanon land with me… Born back east to a mixed-race former slave (Anakin) and a French mother (nicely foreign Padme), Luke and Leia were separated and sent to (respectively) Nowhere, North Dakota and a wealthy hacienda in Mexico. Thanks to their wealth Leia’s adoptive parents are politically influential, as well as sympathetic to a rebellion (led by the tribes cast out west by the Indian Removal Act) fomenting against the U.S. Empire, a power controlled from the shadows by a now nearly-immortal and totally evil Andrew Jackson.

Han, of course, would be a cowboy swindler/smuggler/adventurer in the Southwest, accompanied by a gigantic, fur-laden, semi-mute voyageur (Chewie).

And the Death Star would be a flamethrowing airship that destroys half of Mexico .-.

OMG that’s so cool I can’t even

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